Su Pa Foh Be

Haha, I saw some girl wearing a hoodie that said "su pa foh be" on the back at a Chinese restaurant. I laughed on the inside (LIL'd?) as to not to draw attention to myself, for I am a ninja who sneaks sneakily in the night.

Just Because...

I like this video so much and in honor of YouTube going widescreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

Gangsta Babies

HAHAHHAHAHA. Awesome. I should get my sister one of these.

Smores

After Halloween, I bought a bag of candy on sale. The bag was comprised of a mix of Kit Kats, Almond Joys, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and Hershey's Milk Chocolate. The contents of the bag is slowly disappearing... into my belly. Now it's mostly just Hershey's Milk Chocolate bars left, which is a problem. I don't normally eat chocolate for the sake of eating chocolate, and I don't particularly care for plain Hershey's. It's too brittle and not very good. See's on the other hand is delicious. Mmm, the Toffee See's bars we sold in high school for speech and debate were full of yum. Anyway, so now I have a bunch of Hershey's Milk Chocolate that I didn't know what to do with, until genius struck me. I've bought graham crackers and marshmallows and I'm prepared to make smores every day in the comfort of my own home, where I can poop in a porcelain bowl rather than in the woods. I can use my gas stove to toast the marshmallows and I'll microwave the chocolate. I just have to make sure I don't burn the place down.

Life in the Fast Lane

So my uncle has been visiting the Bay Area from Taiwan for a few months. Anyone who's been to Taiwan, or most any Asian countries for that matter, knows that it requires a great amount of skill to drive and maneuver through the roads, where traffic signs are more suggestions than hard rules. Having sat in my uncle's car, I know my uncle is very good at this. However, while in California, he won't drive on the freeway. I thought that was interesting. Most Californians are used to driving at high speeds on the freeway, with our wide lanes and long commutes. I would say it's much much easier than navigating through narrow streets and avoiding hitting cyclists in Taiwan. But perhaps it is a little daunting to have others zipping by you at 80+ mph when you're used to driving in congested city streets. If the situations were reversed, I would be pretty terrified to drive in Taiwan, but I could probably rack up a lot of points GTA style. And that's pretty much all I have to say on the matter.

Be Professionally Good Looking

Today I just discovered that someone I knew from grad school is trying to become a male model. Isn't that crazy? An Ivy League alum, who at one point was a PhD candidate in computer science and is now working at a tech company is dropping all of that crap to live the good life as a male model. Seriously, that blew my mind. Hopefully he doesn't die in a freak gasoline fight accident. J-dawg, if you're reading this and make it big, introduce me to your model friends. Female models.

Flexible Displays

Consumer products need to integrate this now! Flexible displays that are thin, lightweight, and can be rolled up. Can you imagine how great the possibilities are? I can. And it's pretty great. I want a jacket with a flexible display on its sleeve by the end of the year, so I can watch TV wherever I want... and lots of it.

So bendy:

Eff You Jason Mraz

For having an afternoon concert thus making me park nine blocks away from my apartment.