Thursday, November 20, 2008

Smores

After Halloween, I bought a bag of candy on sale. The bag was comprised of a mix of Kit Kats, Almond Joys, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and Hershey's Milk Chocolate. The contents of the bag is slowly disappearing... into my belly. Now it's mostly just Hershey's Milk Chocolate bars left, which is a problem. I don't normally eat chocolate for the sake of eating chocolate, and I don't particularly care for plain Hershey's. It's too brittle and not very good. See's on the other hand is delicious. Mmm, the Toffee See's bars we sold in high school for speech and debate were full of yum. Anyway, so now I have a bunch of Hershey's Milk Chocolate that I didn't know what to do with, until genius struck me. I've bought graham crackers and marshmallows and I'm prepared to make smores every day in the comfort of my own home, where I can poop in a porcelain bowl rather than in the woods. I can use my gas stove to toast the marshmallows and I'll microwave the chocolate. I just have to make sure I don't burn the place down.

3 comments:

Alvin said...

Why not just use your microwave? Wouldn't that be easier?

you should melt it all into a pot, invite some ladieeez, and then eat some chocolate fondue.

Then, proceed into the bedroom...and go to sleep. The ladieeez can show themselves out.

Anonymous said...

I dunno dood...is it porcelin?

Kenrick said...

i dunno... sure tastes like porcelain.