'Tis the Season

I thought I'd get a little into the festive spirit by buying a tree!

Haha, I thought the instructions were pretty funny:

Step One
Take your new loveable tree and its additional components out of the box.

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Step Four
Add the red ornament to the longest branch using the ornament hook that is included. This will cause the tree limb to sag, which is okay, because the branch is just heavy from the weight of your love.

I'm gonna be able to fit so many presents to myself under this wonderful tree.